"I was born one morning when the sun didn't shine.  I remember my momma wasn't there at the time..." That's right folks - it's KEVIN'S BIRTHDAY! Please forward all presents postage prepaid and insured c/o General Delivery; Palm Springs, California.  If they're too big to send by mail you can get good prices on full container loads from plenty of reputable freight companies.   Look, having a birthday is all about the presents - besides, we can always take them back and get cash refunds if we don't like 'em. 

So here's the deal, It's Toooosday, normally a nothing mid-week day, but instead it's VERY exciting!  We signed up a few months ago for one of those retail birthday clubs - you know the ones where you get a free "something" if you come in on your birthday?  Well, guess what, we joined the one at Desert ShowGirls!  Oh Yeah, and tonight Kevin gets a FREE lapdance from Chrysalis! (his favorite), and 20% off any other "services."  Let's just say that we're glad we saved several doses of penicillin from our trip to Mexico.  Our motto is, "you can never have too many antibiotics!"

In the meantime, the day started with Stacy giving Kevin his birthday spanking.  What an ordeal.  It took the better part of an hour just to get the all ropes, chains and handcuffs set up just right.  And then the old lady that lives down in space 27-A was peeking through our trailer window (probably because of the screaming) and called the cops.  Look, we have strong political beliefs and don't think that government has any place being in private citizen's bedrooms (unless they're blond, use their own handcuffs and are in our bedroom).   But you know what?   Like always, it's been a birthday to remember and we haven't even seen Chrysalis yet...

      
We paid extra to have the 'cuffs fur lined!                   This bitch in space 27-A needs to quit peeking in our windows!

      
Traditional birthday lunch - nachos & beer!                   OH YEAH!  Can't wait to see Chrysalis & Rashawndra tonight!