BEFORE THEY WERE "EMPTY CARBOHYDRATES, " WHAT WAS IN THEM?
Friday, Saturday, Sunday - They're all just a blur. Our weekends are spent basically doing one of three things. We're either spending our government check at some store, spending our government check at some bar, or sleeping off a hangover. There really isn't much else to do on a weekend, right? Oh yeah, we also lay on the sleeper couch (it's a Lazy Boy!) and watch football - but that's seasonal and it also subsitutes for laying in bed; either way we're hungover.
As it turns out, the county gave us a cost of living increase in our weekly check, so we decided some shopping was in order. Look, when you want quality products at resonable prices there is only one place to go - SAM'S CLUB! Actually, you can also get high quality at reasonable prices at Desert Showgirls, but they don't cash checks there and we didn't have a bunch of one dollar bills, so Sam's Club it was. Look, we generally never join any club that will have us a member, but we love buying in bulk, so the warehouse clubs are the place for us.
We stocked up on food, personal hygine items and even some medical supplies. There's just something fun about buying the "food service" size bags of pinto beans, or the "institutional packages" of paper products. And the best part is pushing those giant carts around pretending that we work in a warehouse. Actually, we love pretending that we work anywhere! But today is Sunday and that's reality, so tomorrow will be Monday and you know what that means - MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL at the Indian casino...

Nothing like 100lbs of beans to clean out your system! If you eat beans, you'll need this fine product!

Actually, if you eat allot of beans you'll need this product! It's just easier to get carbs from Julie the bartender!
As it turns out, the county gave us a cost of living increase in our weekly check, so we decided some shopping was in order. Look, when you want quality products at resonable prices there is only one place to go - SAM'S CLUB! Actually, you can also get high quality at reasonable prices at Desert Showgirls, but they don't cash checks there and we didn't have a bunch of one dollar bills, so Sam's Club it was. Look, we generally never join any club that will have us a member, but we love buying in bulk, so the warehouse clubs are the place for us.
We stocked up on food, personal hygine items and even some medical supplies. There's just something fun about buying the "food service" size bags of pinto beans, or the "institutional packages" of paper products. And the best part is pushing those giant carts around pretending that we work in a warehouse. Actually, we love pretending that we work anywhere! But today is Sunday and that's reality, so tomorrow will be Monday and you know what that means - MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL at the Indian casino...

Nothing like 100lbs of beans to clean out your system! If you eat beans, you'll need this fine product!
Actually, if you eat allot of beans you'll need this product! It's just easier to get carbs from Julie the bartender!

Did you enjoy the game? What did the Raiders send, their high school team? Only kidding you, we do not mean to rub it in, we still can not help but love you.
guy and cary.
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