A FEATHER IS KINKY - THE WHOLE CHICKEN IS JUST PLAIN SICK!
TGIF! That's right, just like last week it's FRIDAY again! It just doesn't get any better than this - every week there's a Friday! Is this a great country, or what? The best part about Friday is that it's the end of the week and the beginning of the official weekend 72 hour party. The bad part about Friday is getting out of bed after partying all night on Thursday celebrating the arrival of Friday. Look, Thursday is actually Friday Eve, so we celebrate it just like we celebrate Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, Arbor Day Eve, Admission Day Eve, and even Tomorrow Eve. Eve's are fun!
But speaking of Thursday, we did go out and do a "little" partying last night. It all started on Palm Canyon Drive (OH YEAH - WE ARE TALKING "THE" PALM CANYON DRIVE BABY!) where we met up with our friends Brad & Julie. Let's just say that when they are around felonies just seem to happen - and we're not saying "felony" like it's a bad thing, either! We all share the same bail bondsman, so it's all good. Anyway, they showed up with this other beautiful woman who it turns out wasn't really genetically a woman. Oh come on, GROW UP! It's the new Millenium and this is Palm Springs!
In the middle of all of this "gender confusion" some other felonious friends of ours, Lee & Cindy, showed up too. By then we'd all had perhaps "a" beer too many (totally by accident of course!) and the confusion, noise and criminal activity just kept escalating. In the middle of this cacophony of sickness and villainy we paused to wonder, "...just what kind of people are these "friends," and really just what kind of people are we?" Okay, we didn't wonder that, but it does sound good, doesn't it? Actually, we wondered what our spriitual guide in life, former President Jimmy Carter, would think, but then someone ordered another round of beers and, and, and... Folks, it's Friday and as you all know, we've got 72 hours of partying until Monday Night Football...
Brad & Stacy "share" Friday Eve while Julie counts the beers! Stacy checked for 5 o'clock shadow - NONE!
We wonder, "what would Jimmy do?" The last round was totally by accident - REALLY!
But speaking of Thursday, we did go out and do a "little" partying last night. It all started on Palm Canyon Drive (OH YEAH - WE ARE TALKING "THE" PALM CANYON DRIVE BABY!) where we met up with our friends Brad & Julie. Let's just say that when they are around felonies just seem to happen - and we're not saying "felony" like it's a bad thing, either! We all share the same bail bondsman, so it's all good. Anyway, they showed up with this other beautiful woman who it turns out wasn't really genetically a woman. Oh come on, GROW UP! It's the new Millenium and this is Palm Springs!
In the middle of all of this "gender confusion" some other felonious friends of ours, Lee & Cindy, showed up too. By then we'd all had perhaps "a" beer too many (totally by accident of course!) and the confusion, noise and criminal activity just kept escalating. In the middle of this cacophony of sickness and villainy we paused to wonder, "...just what kind of people are these "friends," and really just what kind of people are we?" Okay, we didn't wonder that, but it does sound good, doesn't it? Actually, we wondered what our spriitual guide in life, former President Jimmy Carter, would think, but then someone ordered another round of beers and, and, and... Folks, it's Friday and as you all know, we've got 72 hours of partying until Monday Night Football...
Brad & Stacy "share" Friday Eve while Julie counts the beers! Stacy checked for 5 o'clock shadow - NONE!
We wonder, "what would Jimmy do?" The last round was totally by accident - REALLY!
When are you two going to learn any better? You're silly and obnoxious, you crazy silly bastards! The Raiders are in town - they flew into Appleton tonite and are staying at the hotel right by the martini bar we showed you. They are gonna get there ass spanked by the Packers. We will be thinking of you two on Sunday during the game, and you know we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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