This is it!  WEDNESDAY, and we're officially halfway through the week.  IT'S HUMP DAY! - Okay, on the count of three, EVERYBODY H_ MP!   Look, we're a little exuberant because it's not only Hump Day, but also because we got to spend most of the day yesterday in BEAUTIFUL Ontario, California.  If you've never been to Ontario let's just say that it makes Detroit look like a tropical resort.  If you can't make it selling drugs or pimping out your little sister in East L.A., you get your mom's welfare transferred and you move your family to Ontario.   It's not all bad though - at least in addition to the cargo airport and the railyards there's plenty of smoke belching heavy industry to provide lots of places for mom's latest "boyfriend" to get fired from for being drunk while operating a 50 ton punch press. (There's a reason he only has three fingers on his left hand!)

But wait!  Why would we drive over an hour in our backfiring (damn catalytic converter!) 1984 Taurus to such a dreadful place?  Oh BABY! - it's all about the Mall!  And not just any mall, but the largest mall in Southern California - and it's just packed with gangbangers, beauty school dropouts and pregnant teenagers.  WE LOVE IT!  And the best part is that the largest video game arcade in the state is located there - right next to the Van's skateboard park.  Look, there are times even we get tired of staying in our double-wide playing "Madden Football 2003" on our Playstation.  Occasionally we like to step up our game, and believe us when we tell ya that playing video games in Ontario against the next crop of court ordered Army recruits is like being in the Superbowl.

It was a full day considering the long drive (we stay off the interstate to avoid auto safety checks by the CHP), finding a place to park among all the 1963 Chevy Impalas that are an inch off the ground, video gaming until our fingers were numb and then wandering the mall looking for the Victoria's Secret and the Fredericks of Hollywood stores to see who's buying thongs.  The reward for all of this effort was dinner at.....wait for it......you know it's coming.....at....at....HOOTERS!  OH YEAH! - but remember, we only go there for the gourmet food and the intellectual stimulation.  Okay, we go there for just ordinary stimulation, but at least we arrive with a purpose!  And guess what?  Tomorrow is Thursday - which is Friday Eve - so we'll definitely have a purpose when we're out celebrating...

                                                                         BONUS DAY - SIX PICTURES!

      
Flying? - why didn't I learn this in continuation school?     Here's one that teaches a job skill - driving an 18-wheeler!

      
This practice will help with Kevin's future "drive-bys!"         No SHIT!  Kevin just shot 11 full size pleading manequins!

      
Stacy set the all-time record on the Ninja Bike Challenge!      The ice she's putting in Kevin's pants got his attention!