THE FUTURE IS JUST HISTORY THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET!
Hold on everyone - IT'S TOOOOOSDAY! That's right, and just like last week it followed Monday and is here just before Wednesday. The best part about Monday of course, is Monday Night Football ("MNF") - and it always happens just before Tuesday. So what's the best way to watch MNF? Well, there are those of you that say stay at home and barbecue, some of you say to go over to a friend's house and others say it's best to watch it at a sports bar (which unless it's a Hooters...), but we all know the absolute BEST place to watch Monday Night Football is at a genuine Indian casino!
That's right, and boy did we go on the warpath last night! We headed over to casino just before game time and started in on the $5 pitchers of Coors Light like castaways finding water on a desert island. Next was the "all-you-can-eat" buffet for just another $5 bucks each. Let's just say we were pulling out $5 dollar bills like sailers at a strip club - it's a good thing we had some cash left over from our county check. Oh yeah, and there was some football game on a big screen TV, but that was just a distraction.
Speaking of distractions, did you know that you also can play KENO for a buck a game without leaving your seat while all of this is going on? Kevin uses a "system" when he plays KENO - that way the losses are maximized and the time playing is minimized. It works everytime! As the night continued (with that damn TV blaring in the background) our friends Lee & Cindy and Mike & Tonya showed up and, as they say on Walker Texas Ranger, "...the rest is history." But looking to the future, our son Sean is here visiting from Northern California and we're taking a "field trip" to Ontario, California today (if the world ever was gonna get an enema they'd put the hose in Ontario). Just imagine what that's gonna be like...
Our son Sean arrives against his will for a visit! At the Indian casino he immediately began drinking heavily!
Speaking of drinking - Lee may have a "problem." The sign above Mike says it all - We're just not right!
That's right, and boy did we go on the warpath last night! We headed over to casino just before game time and started in on the $5 pitchers of Coors Light like castaways finding water on a desert island. Next was the "all-you-can-eat" buffet for just another $5 bucks each. Let's just say we were pulling out $5 dollar bills like sailers at a strip club - it's a good thing we had some cash left over from our county check. Oh yeah, and there was some football game on a big screen TV, but that was just a distraction.
Speaking of distractions, did you know that you also can play KENO for a buck a game without leaving your seat while all of this is going on? Kevin uses a "system" when he plays KENO - that way the losses are maximized and the time playing is minimized. It works everytime! As the night continued (with that damn TV blaring in the background) our friends Lee & Cindy and Mike & Tonya showed up and, as they say on Walker Texas Ranger, "...the rest is history." But looking to the future, our son Sean is here visiting from Northern California and we're taking a "field trip" to Ontario, California today (if the world ever was gonna get an enema they'd put the hose in Ontario). Just imagine what that's gonna be like...
Our son Sean arrives against his will for a visit! At the Indian casino he immediately began drinking heavily!
Speaking of drinking - Lee may have a "problem." The sign above Mike says it all - We're just not right!
That is the truth - you are not right! You are not all there. There is definitely a couple of screws loose, but we cannot help but love you.
guy and cary.
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Why did you guys only give Sean a 1/4 filled glass of beer? The Foam Line on the cup gave it away. I would be mad if someone only gave my a 1/4 of a cup.
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