KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for December 2007

WE HAVE A FRONT ROW SEAT IN THE PARADE OF HUMANITY!

WE DON'T HAVE A SELF-ESTEEM PROBLEM - WE HAVE NO ESTEEM, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM!

LATTE IS FRENCH FOR "YOU PAID TOO MUCH FOR THAT COFFEE!"

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN GROUPS!

COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE - WE HAVE COOKIES!

WE ONLY HAVE VOMIT ON OUR BACKS BECAUSE WE TURNED OUR SHIRTS AROUND!

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - An Original Poem

CHRISTMAS EVE - HOW THE GRINCH STOLE OUR WELFARE CHECK!

THE JOURNEY IS NOT THE REWARD UNLESS YOU'RE PAID BY THE MILE!

JUST LIKE IN THE ARMY - IN MEXICO WE WANNA BE ALL THAT WE CAN BE!

WE DON'T JUST WANT TO SAVE THE WHALES - WE WANNA COLLECT THE WHOLE SET!

WE MAY BE AMERICANS - BUT AT LEAST WE'RE UGLY AMERICANS!

RELAX, IT'S MEXICO - IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A REAL COUNTRY!

OUR INVESTMENTS WILL LAST FINE - WE JUST HAVE TO DIE SOONER!

FERAL DOGS, 30 YEAR OLD FORDS AND TIMESHARES - YOU GOTTA LOVE MEXICO!

CAN YOU SAY "CERVEZA?" SURE YOU CAN!

STRIPPING - IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE!

WE MAY BE JUST DIRT - BUT AT LEAST WE'RE TOP SOIL!

CHRISTMAS! - KILLING PINE TREES AND STRINGING LIGHTS FOR CHRIST!

BIRTHDAYS COME AND BIRTHDAYS GO - BUT A KETCHUP STAIN ON YOUR SHIRT IS THERE FOREVER!

AMTRACK - THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD WILL BE LIKE WHEN IT ALL ENDS!

BEFORE THEY WERE "EMPTY CARBOHYDRATES, " WHAT WAS IN THEM?

A FEATHER IS KINKY - THE WHOLE CHICKEN IS JUST PLAIN SICK!

WE USED OUR SUBPRIME LOAN TO BUY A USDA PRIME FILET!

WHEN EAGLES SOAR IT MESSES UP AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL!

THE FUTURE IS JUST HISTORY THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET!

IT'S NOT GOSSIP - IT'S "NETWORKING!"

IF YOU ARE ALWAYS SMILING, YOU'VE MIS-EVALUATED SOMETHING!

PALM SPRINGS WEATHER? - "CHILI TODAY and HOT TAMALE!

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