It's "Cyber- Monday!" Whatever that means.  We just know it means that the weekend is over and we all have to go back to work - NOT!  Look, we're down here in New Orleans (French Quarter BABY!), our county checks from California are being collected and cashed for us by our trailer park manager (he's only charging us 12% and he uses Western Union to get us the rest) and everyday is a weekend on Bourbon Street.  There are issues, however!

Our friends Mike & Tonya were visiting for a few days and they got a little...ah....er...ah.....lets just say that we all might have accidentally drank a bit too many adult beverages.  Ok, Ok, Ok, we were absolutely in orbit!  So much so that we needed diguises on Sunday to go back to the same bars we were in on Saturday.  Not kidding here folks.  The guys all got hats (clever disguise, huh?) and the women went to Fifi Mahoney's (real name!) and got wigs.  Look, we were desperate! 

Anyway, the subterfuge worked, and we watched every NFL game in just about every bar in the French Quarter.  Only one place caught onto us, but we'd pretty much destroyed it night the before so they were on the lookout.  They made us pay for the damages (we used an old check from an account the bank closed on us years ago!) and Mike had to work out front for a few hours - but seriously - we didn't mind because you meet the nicest people at strip clubs!  Besides, we're patrons of the arts and absolutely love interpretive dance!   First thing this morning we got Mike & Tonya on a Greyhound back to California, it's Stacy's Birthday Eve and it's Monday night football!  Can it get any better than this...

      
Perhaps this is why we were asked to leave so many places!               They never recognized us in the hats & wigs!

      
If we'd been "appropriate" we wouldn't need this certificate!              Mike made some extra cash and we all met the nicest people!