PATIENCE IS NOT A VIRTUE - IT'S A WASTE OF TIME!
Wednesday - Hump Day - YEAH BABY! Halfway through the week and definitely on the downhill run now! Folks, today was a big day for Stacy and it couldn't have turned out better. As you all know, she got a very small artistic tattoo on her thigh while we were down in Mexico but it got a minor infection so has remained bandaged until today. With careful use of modern antibiotics (Xanax, Thorozine and Vicodin) it cleared up perfectly and off came bandage. Stacy has wanted a tattoo ever since she saw that lady at the circus with the beard and now...
WHAT A SIGHT! It's even better than we could have imagined. The artistic lines flow through the whole design. The colors are vivid and clean and the story it depicts is awesome. And the best part is that we paid for it in Mexican Pesos we found on the floor of the car we were sleeping in. Yeah the infection sucked, but the drugs to cure it were cheap since we bought them in Mexico too! Besides, Stacy enjoyed all the hallucinigenic side effects (except the drooling) and it was fun listening to her try use sentences that contained both a noun and a verb!
Anyway, now we've realized that she needs a whole new wardrobe to show off her Tattoo art. SHORT SKIRTS - YEAH BABY! We haven't had a chance to go shopping yet since we're waiting for our weekly check from the county, so in the meantime Stacy cut off the bottom of a few of her longer skirts. It's a good thing she's a trained seamstress and has all the best sewing tools. Folks, tomorrow is Thursday, which is Friday Eve, so we figure that's a good night to go out to celebrate to show off the new body art. Can you just imagine what that's gonna be like?...

Just moments before the bandage came off - EXCITING! TA-DA! Check it out folks! True Mexican tattoo art!

You just can't put a price on this - even in Pesos! Stacy immediately shortened her skirts to show it off!
WHAT A SIGHT! It's even better than we could have imagined. The artistic lines flow through the whole design. The colors are vivid and clean and the story it depicts is awesome. And the best part is that we paid for it in Mexican Pesos we found on the floor of the car we were sleeping in. Yeah the infection sucked, but the drugs to cure it were cheap since we bought them in Mexico too! Besides, Stacy enjoyed all the hallucinigenic side effects (except the drooling) and it was fun listening to her try use sentences that contained both a noun and a verb!
Anyway, now we've realized that she needs a whole new wardrobe to show off her Tattoo art. SHORT SKIRTS - YEAH BABY! We haven't had a chance to go shopping yet since we're waiting for our weekly check from the county, so in the meantime Stacy cut off the bottom of a few of her longer skirts. It's a good thing she's a trained seamstress and has all the best sewing tools. Folks, tomorrow is Thursday, which is Friday Eve, so we figure that's a good night to go out to celebrate to show off the new body art. Can you just imagine what that's gonna be like?...
Just moments before the bandage came off - EXCITING! TA-DA! Check it out folks! True Mexican tattoo art!
You just can't put a price on this - even in Pesos! Stacy immediately shortened her skirts to show it off!

Silly! That is so deranged we are reporting you two to social services. You just are not right! Your not all there! Your driveway does not go all the way to the garage. You're sick and in dire need of help - but we still love you two.
guy and cary.
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Ok so we are happy that your back and looking forward to spending time with you this weekend but we just got to know one thing....whose green headed penis got to be tattoo'd on her leg? Ciao
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I'm sooooooooo jealous. It looks like you had to endure a lot for this one so I hope the tattoo artist was cute
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