Tooooosday.   It's usually a wasted day since nothing ever seems to happen on the day after Monday - no parties, no football, no nothing - even strip clubs aren't open on Tuesdays! (or so we're told).   Anyway, today we decided to make our own action and we declared open war on Palm Springs tourists - particularly Canadian ones!  Look, we know we live in the "epicenter of want" - not just Southern California  - but hip and sunny Southern California.  Palm Springs is the land of movie stars, presidents and meth addicts, so it attracts a lot of tourists from all over the world, but today we were goin' hunting!

We rolled out of the trailer park around 3pm or so and headed straight for Palm Canyon Drive. (That's right folks - PALM CANYON DRIVE!).  We were gunning for tourists - 5 points each and a 5 point bonus if they're from Canada!  We are sooooo tired of hearing about how their dollar is worth more than ours.  If that's really true, then why do they call it a dollar?  It makes no sense, but we digress.   Let's just say that we were on the lookout for all tourists, especially ones that know the words to the song, "Oh Canada!"

But we were in for a big surprise when we got to Palm Canyon Drive.  Our quest for tourists was postponed because it seems that there was bomb scare at one of the plastic surgery centers - the one that has a Starbucks in it.   Anyway, we take threats on the very core of our existence like that seriously.  Bomb a bank, bomb a school, but don't ever threaten plastic surgery in Palm Springs!  The mayor called in the National Guard, there was a lot of yelling and shouting and when it all was over we were emotionally drained!   Tourist season will just have to wait, but tomorrow is another day and we're sure to be out hunting...

      
They landed on the roof of one of the Starbucks.       The National Guard quickly restored order & Botoxing resumed!

      
The police mopped up and handled crowd control.         We sweated so much from the excitement we needed to clean our clothes!