There was time when Monday meant something.  It meant getting up and going to work (we don't have jobs), it meant it was "garbage day" (now we just toss it in the dumpster in back of the Home Depot) and it meant Monday Night Football.  But here in Mexico (Cabo Baby!) they play "futbol" - whatever that is - and they don't do it on Monday nights!  What kind of a country is this?  No Monday Night Football?  That's un-American!  It was really hard to get motivated enough to even get out of bed this morning!

Speaking of getting out of bed - it seems that requesting the hotel room right next to the disco bar wasn't such a good idea afterall.  By about 3am the music was still roaring and the shouts of people in that funny language were deafening.  We ended up sleeping outside on a matteress we found laying by the beach.  There were a few towels nearby so we had some cover, but sunrise on the Sea of Cortez at 5am with only two hours sleep and a Corona hangover is a bitch!  The good news is that by then the "cantina" (that's the word for disco bar in that funny language) had closed so we crawled back to the room.  The bad news is that since it's Monday, the panda heads running this place sent the maid at 7am to clean our room!

Look, we know that everyone hates Mondays for different reasons, but this Monday for us didn't start well at all.  We finally did get some shut eye though, and by about 4pm we were up and ready to party.  With no Monday Night Football we set off in search of "alternative entertainment" and in San Jose Del Cabo we found just the place.  The beers ("cervezas" - it's that funny language again!) were only 75 cents each and the lap dances were half what we normally pay back in California, so the day turned out great after all.  And, with the money we saved on beer and "interpretive dance," we were able to afford some street tacos for dinner and still have enough left over to ride the bus back to our hotel instead of walking.   See, everything always works out for the best.  It's the power of positive thinking and tomorrow is Tuesday so we're postive we'll be drunk again...

      
Stacy waking up on the beach - It wasn't pretty!         The Panda Heads sent the maid at 7am to disinfect our room!

      
The internet connection is too slow to download porn!                         Why would they have this sign at a strip club?