KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for November 2007

WE ALWAYS LIKE TO EAT JUST BEFORE THE RESURRECTION

WE MAY BE CRAZY ANNOYING BASTARDS - BUT AT LEAST WE'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING!

WHAT WE CAN REMEMBER WE'LL NEVER FORGET!

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN GROUPS!

YOU CAN'T DRINK ALL DAY IF YOU DON'T START IN THE MORNING!

YOU SAY "THANKSGIVING" - WE SAY "THANKS FOR GIVING!"

WE'RE NOT TOTALLY USELESS - WE CAN BE USED AS A BAD EXAMPLE!

OUR 7TH GRADE TEACHER WOULD BE SO PROUD!

WE NEVER LEARN - WE JUST APOLOGIZE!

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE GUTTER - OUR MINDS WOULD BE HOMELESS!

OUR INDIAN NAME MEANS "RUNS WITH BEER!"

DYING FROM NATURAL CAUSES IS FOR WIMPS!

FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES - BUT REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

PATIENCE IS NOT A VIRTUE - IT'S A WASTE OF TIME!

WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT THEM?

JUST WONDERING - HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A "CIVIL" WAR?

IF YOU SEE AN ONION RING - ANSWER IT!

BRAIN CELLS COME & BRAIN CELLS GO - BUT FAT CELLS LIVE FOREVER!

AMBITION IS A POOR EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING LAZY!

THE ONLY SUBSTITUTE FOR GOOD MANNERS IS FAST REFLEXES!

STUPIDITY GOT US INTO THIS MESS - WHY CAN'T IT GET US OUT?

WE SAY, LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE - OTHERWISE THEY'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

WE'RE LIKE JACKASSES IN A HAILSTORM - WE JUST STAND HERE AND TAKE IT!

WHAT'S THE USE OF HAPPINESS? IT CAN'T BUY YOU MONEY!

FAT, DRUNK AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH MEXICO - BUT WE'RE WILLING TO TRY!

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