JUST WONDERING - BUT WHY ARE THERE INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS IN HAWAII?
You ever have one of those days? Well TOOOOZ-DAY seems to always be one of those days. Let's think about it. It's not the weekend, there's no football, it's not Humpday and it's not Friday Eve. It is generally a worthless day, other than historically the Civil War started on a Tuesday and the Titanic sunk on a Tuesday. But other than that, it pretty much contributes nothing. So....before we settle in on what happened today, let's review last night - which was Monday.
We went to the Indian Casino to watch Monday Night Football. They have cheap beer, a cheap buffet and they've gotten over us claiming to be Native Americans to get some Bureau of Indian Affairs money so they let us back in. We got there straight from the mall, and by the way, at the mall Stacy got a free makeover at some kiosk that was selling Merle Norman cosmetics. When they were done we thought she was looking absolutely "Cover Girl. " Our friend Lee showed up at the Casino and this is justour opinion, but his drinking is getting out of control. At one point during the football game he started yelling at the screen about being a "bigger man" than the running back and jumped up to show us how big he is. Lets just say that we hope he gets the help he needs and that the Security guys that escorted him out weren't too rough on him.
Ok, now back to today - Tuesday. It turns out that yesterday at the mall, we had to rush out so fast to catch our bus that we weren't able to buy all the mind improvement games we wanted at the game store. So you guessed it, we had to get back on the bus, go back to mall, buy the games and ride the bus back to the trailer park. This whole mall thing is getting old, but we did get the games we wanted to work on improving ourselves, so in the future you'll see a better grade of us. In the meantime, tomorrow is Wednesday - Humpday - so we'll be sure to be celebrating somewhere...

The makeover at the mall was completely free! Ok Lee - you are the bigger man - nice weiner!

The perfect game for Kevin - he already knows the answers! It's not fair - Stacy wrote this game!
We went to the Indian Casino to watch Monday Night Football. They have cheap beer, a cheap buffet and they've gotten over us claiming to be Native Americans to get some Bureau of Indian Affairs money so they let us back in. We got there straight from the mall, and by the way, at the mall Stacy got a free makeover at some kiosk that was selling Merle Norman cosmetics. When they were done we thought she was looking absolutely "Cover Girl. " Our friend Lee showed up at the Casino and this is justour opinion, but his drinking is getting out of control. At one point during the football game he started yelling at the screen about being a "bigger man" than the running back and jumped up to show us how big he is. Lets just say that we hope he gets the help he needs and that the Security guys that escorted him out weren't too rough on him.
Ok, now back to today - Tuesday. It turns out that yesterday at the mall, we had to rush out so fast to catch our bus that we weren't able to buy all the mind improvement games we wanted at the game store. So you guessed it, we had to get back on the bus, go back to mall, buy the games and ride the bus back to the trailer park. This whole mall thing is getting old, but we did get the games we wanted to work on improving ourselves, so in the future you'll see a better grade of us. In the meantime, tomorrow is Wednesday - Humpday - so we'll be sure to be celebrating somewhere...
The makeover at the mall was completely free! Ok Lee - you are the bigger man - nice weiner!
The perfect game for Kevin - he already knows the answers! It's not fair - Stacy wrote this game!

Stacy you do not know how hot you look as a blonde! We loved you as a red head, but you look 10 times better as the blond Stacy we always knew from before. We also liked the makeover you had at the mall. We understand about the warpaint makeover, but it looks that way because that is probably "all you wanted it to be."
love always,
guy and cary.
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Whew! I am glad Lee made it out of there alive so that I could enjoy his weiner at home!!! Normally he has it between buns?!? Stacy-don't give Merle Norman a cent...you are a natural beauty!!!!
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