IF ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, THEN WHERE DOES THE AUDIENCE SIT?
GROAN! GRUNT! OH MY GOD! What happened last night? Friday morning never felt sooooooo bad. We must have had a good time. The only evidence we have to go on though, is a receipt from some bar we found in a pocket for almost $200! Whew! That's allot of beer. It's a good thing it's Friday and we get our check from the county today. We also both overslept a bit, but we were still out of bed by about 2pm, so it was still morning at least when we got up.
Anyway, after a shakey start, the day got progressively better. First, in the mail Kevin got an exclusive offer to subscribe to "Shotgun News" (not kidding) for only $18 bucks a year. The best part is that the letter said the price included "FREE" home delivery! Now it's not everyday you get a deal like that, which is why it truly is an "Exclusive" Offer. Obviously we subscribed immediately! But wait - the day gets even better!
We hit Taco Time for some GREAT breakfast burritos and a few glasses of Horchata (whatever that is) and guess what? It's next door to some fraternal lodge and some of the "brothers" not only asked us to join, they made Kevin the "Exaulted Ruler!" While he wanted to hold out for "Potentate" he settled for Exaulted Ruler when they said it included free parking. Finally, when we got home, there was a Ducati 999 motorcycle parked in our driveway with nobody around the trailer park anywhere. We figured it was just abandoned, so we put it on Ebay and made a quick couple of hundred bucks - although we did have to use the copy machine at Office Depot and cut and paste a bit to get a suitable looking title. So you just never know how a day is going to turn out, and with tomorrow being Saturday, we're sure it will be...ah.....shall we say "interesting?"...

Maybe the printer got stuck and kept repeating! Notice that we get "FREE" home delivery!

He held out for "Potentate," but settled for a parking space! After fees, we netted almost $300 on Ebay!
Anyway, after a shakey start, the day got progressively better. First, in the mail Kevin got an exclusive offer to subscribe to "Shotgun News" (not kidding) for only $18 bucks a year. The best part is that the letter said the price included "FREE" home delivery! Now it's not everyday you get a deal like that, which is why it truly is an "Exclusive" Offer. Obviously we subscribed immediately! But wait - the day gets even better!
We hit Taco Time for some GREAT breakfast burritos and a few glasses of Horchata (whatever that is) and guess what? It's next door to some fraternal lodge and some of the "brothers" not only asked us to join, they made Kevin the "Exaulted Ruler!" While he wanted to hold out for "Potentate" he settled for Exaulted Ruler when they said it included free parking. Finally, when we got home, there was a Ducati 999 motorcycle parked in our driveway with nobody around the trailer park anywhere. We figured it was just abandoned, so we put it on Ebay and made a quick couple of hundred bucks - although we did have to use the copy machine at Office Depot and cut and paste a bit to get a suitable looking title. So you just never know how a day is going to turn out, and with tomorrow being Saturday, we're sure it will be...ah.....shall we say "interesting?"...
Maybe the printer got stuck and kept repeating! Notice that we get "FREE" home delivery!
He held out for "Potentate," but settled for a parking space! After fees, we netted almost $300 on Ebay!

There you two go again, back to your same old routine. You get your government checks in the mail and you drive to the local pub to spend it all. Trailer trash is the perfect example for your kind. We would love to come back to visit since you went up to that double wide. We still love ya.
guy and cary.
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Hey dad, How are you going to let have someone have a faster street bike then you. You should top him and get a CBR 1100
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