WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO "CONCENTRATE" ON OUR ORANGE JUICE CARTON?
Sit down, shut up and hold on! IT'S THURSDAY - OFFICIALLY FRIDAY EVE! The weekend is here. Finally a day with an solid reason to party and celebrate. Besides, we had the day off from work. Oh yeah, we have had every day off from work since the last employment related incident that ended up in the HR Department. What is "crisis intervention" anyway? And what was all that talk about "rage counseling?" Look, it was just easier to to go on "medical" leave and never come back.
Anyway, with the weekend starting we didn't want to miss it. We were happily installed in our favorite seats at one of our favorite bars overlooking Palm Canyon Drive (eat your hearts out - PALM CANYON DRIVE!) by 5:01pm. They open at 5:00pm so were a bit late, but we made up for it by drinking the first round with both hands. Speaking of both hands, some friends of ours Lee & Cindy, showed up and the evening turned...ah....er....ah....."interesting.
First - Lee was already half gone since he'd been hitting the bottle hidden in his desk at work since about noon. When he spoke, most of his sentences did not contain verbs. Well, Lee doesn't have to work much anyway since he is the guy that invented "Soap on a Rope" while he was in prison. And Cindy? Well lets just say that when she drinks she becomes very "cosmopolitan" - that means Russian Hands and Roman Fingers! And all of this was in spite of the fact she had actually burned both of her hands terribly in a freak kiln explosion at an art show last week. Believe us when we tell you we don't mind the "touchy/feely" stuff, but when the person is wearing oven mitts it's just a little weird. Anyway, they're good friends and we all carried on until the bar cut us off and sent us staggering home. The good news is that tomorrow is Friday and we can do it all over again...
Like we said... We needed to drink with both hands! Cindy REALLY did have oven mitts!
How can we say this....Cindy has "nice mitts!" Lee & Cindy acting like they can dance after ten drinks each!
Anyway, with the weekend starting we didn't want to miss it. We were happily installed in our favorite seats at one of our favorite bars overlooking Palm Canyon Drive (eat your hearts out - PALM CANYON DRIVE!) by 5:01pm. They open at 5:00pm so were a bit late, but we made up for it by drinking the first round with both hands. Speaking of both hands, some friends of ours Lee & Cindy, showed up and the evening turned...ah....er....ah....."interesting.
First - Lee was already half gone since he'd been hitting the bottle hidden in his desk at work since about noon. When he spoke, most of his sentences did not contain verbs. Well, Lee doesn't have to work much anyway since he is the guy that invented "Soap on a Rope" while he was in prison. And Cindy? Well lets just say that when she drinks she becomes very "cosmopolitan" - that means Russian Hands and Roman Fingers! And all of this was in spite of the fact she had actually burned both of her hands terribly in a freak kiln explosion at an art show last week. Believe us when we tell you we don't mind the "touchy/feely" stuff, but when the person is wearing oven mitts it's just a little weird. Anyway, they're good friends and we all carried on until the bar cut us off and sent us staggering home. The good news is that tomorrow is Friday and we can do it all over again...
Like we said... We needed to drink with both hands! Cindy REALLY did have oven mitts!
How can we say this....Cindy has "nice mitts!" Lee & Cindy acting like they can dance after ten drinks each!
There you go again - out there drinking those Stellas! have agreat weekend, hope you can finally get to a bar after being penned up in the house all week.l
Love,
guy and cary.
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Ok, thanks for letting the world know I have bottles under my desk. I am glad you did not say anything about the girls...oops!!!! Darn it, you did it again to me... Anyway, we now are marketing new aroma "Soap on a Rope" for those folks that want to smell good too...check it out at: www.prisonsoap.com. We are now selling to 53 prisons in the U.S. and 2 in Mexico. We all know how they smell.....
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