WE CONSIDER OURSELVES JUST ADVERBS IN THE VOCABULARY OF LIFE!
Not everyday goes like you'd imagine. Actually, in our life, no day goes like anyone would imagine - and today was no different. We were up bright and early and preparing breakfast easily by 11a.m. Since we try to eat healthy and follow the food pyramid (it's FDA approved!) Stacy was looking to get two servings of grain in one bowl. She had her cereal all poured and was opening a bottle of beer (HEY! it's grain product, ok!) with her teeth (like always) and CRACK! - two of her front teeth splitered like a skateboarder crashing through a redwood fence.
Fortunately we have free medical and dental provided by the county since we registered under the "no child left behind" program. I know that technically we're not chronologically "children," but mentally? Besides, we paid taxes once (when we had a job) so why shouldn't we get something back from the government. Anyway, Stacy headed over to the Free Clinic where they whipped her right into a chair and went to work. They pulled one tooth and put a silver cap on the other. In our opinion - pretty damn good work for the price.
So, today did not turn out like we imagined. We thought we'd be standing in line most of the day to get the free cheese and butter they give away on Tuesdays, but instead Stacy got a free dental makeover. And since she was in the clinic, we didn't have to stand in line to get the surplus USDA dairy products - they just gave 'em too us! You know, sometimes we think we are just blessed - that we have a guardian angel looking out for us. Tonight is Hump Day Eve, so that means tomorrow is Wednesday and that means we're almost halfway through the week. Wonder what tomorrow will bring...

It all started with the USDA Food Pyramid. Stacy opening a beer the usual way for added protein!

The free clinic dentist is smart - he studied in Haiti! Pretty damn good work for free - wouldn't you say?
Fortunately we have free medical and dental provided by the county since we registered under the "no child left behind" program. I know that technically we're not chronologically "children," but mentally? Besides, we paid taxes once (when we had a job) so why shouldn't we get something back from the government. Anyway, Stacy headed over to the Free Clinic where they whipped her right into a chair and went to work. They pulled one tooth and put a silver cap on the other. In our opinion - pretty damn good work for the price.
So, today did not turn out like we imagined. We thought we'd be standing in line most of the day to get the free cheese and butter they give away on Tuesdays, but instead Stacy got a free dental makeover. And since she was in the clinic, we didn't have to stand in line to get the surplus USDA dairy products - they just gave 'em too us! You know, sometimes we think we are just blessed - that we have a guardian angel looking out for us. Tonight is Hump Day Eve, so that means tomorrow is Wednesday and that means we're almost halfway through the week. Wonder what tomorrow will bring...
It all started with the USDA Food Pyramid. Stacy opening a beer the usual way for added protein!

The free clinic dentist is smart - he studied in Haiti! Pretty damn good work for free - wouldn't you say?

Stacy! Looking good! Just looking at your beautiful dental work makes me long for my family...back in Arkansas!
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sick. just sick. Someone needs to call their psych facility and request the 5250 hold be placed back in effect. It's a good thing the whole "kidnapping" charge was never researched...so we can't say for sure I'm related (thank god!).
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Stacy I could have taken care of that for you with my beltsander! It would have taken only a few minutes and you and Kevin wouldn't have missed free butter and cheese!! Next time call, I'll fit you in.
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Wonderful dentalwork Stacy - it looks you just moved from Kentucky. You two people are a couple of kooks - more like raging lunatics. You're a couple of silly bastards, but we still love you.
guy and cary.
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Real pretty jewelry there Stacy. Maybe it will be a hit in the rapper world. We should go in together and market it....Nice. Someone get her a bottle opener - PLEASE!
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Beautiful work Stacy...Now you need to find a stock car race to go to this weekend. I bet they'll let you give the winner a big wet smooch with that new grill of yours!
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