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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for October 2007

WE'RE DEFINITELY SWIMMING IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/31/2007 1:14 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

THE INDIANS SAY PHOTOGRAPHY STEALS YOUR SOUL - BUT WE'RE WILLING TO RISK IT!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/30/2007 9:17 PM | Add Comment

WE HATE TO ADVOCATE ALCOHOL, VIOLENCE OR INSANTITY TO ANYONE - BUT THEY'VE ALWAYS WORKED FOR US!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/30/2007 10:23 AM | Add Comment

WE'D LOVE TO DRESS LIKE THIS, BUT WE DON'T GO TO THAT MANY PUERTO RICAN WEDDINGS!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/28/2007 12:30 PM | Add Comment

BUT WE THOUGHT THE FIRST 4 WORDS OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WERE, "GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES!"

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/28/2007 11:49 AM | Add Comment

WE'RE NOT COMPLETE IDIOTS - SOME PARTS ARE MISSING!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/26/2007 8:44 AM | Add Comment

IF THE #2 PENCIL IS MOST POPULAR, WHY IS IT #2?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/25/2007 2:08 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

IT'S NOT THE CRIME - IT'S IF YOU GET CAUGHT!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/24/2007 4:57 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/23/2007 2:54 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

IF FOUR OUT OF FIVE PEOPLE SUFFER FROM DIARRHEA, DOES THE FIFTH PERSON ENJOY IT?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/22/2007 4:53 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

ONE BY ONE THE PENGUINS ARE STEALING OUR SANITY!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/20/2007 4:03 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

BE WARY OF STRONG DRINKS - THEY CAN MAKE YOU SHOOT AT TAX COLLECTORS AND MISS!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/19/2007 8:31 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

SCARS ARE JUST TATOOS WITH MUCH BETTER STORIES!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/18/2007 1:08 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WHEN CHEESE GETS IT'S PICTURE TAKEN - WHAT DOES IT SAY?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/18/2007 10:56 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

JUST WONDERING - BUT WHY ARE THERE INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS IN HAWAII?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/16/2007 8:31 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WHY IS THE ALPHABET IN THAT ORDER? IS IT BECAUSE OF THAT SONG?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/16/2007 10:52 AM | Add Comment

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED SOME OF THE OTHERS?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/14/2007 7:29 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WHAT DO YOU THINK EVER HAPPENED TO PREPARATION A THROUGH G?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/14/2007 11:38 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

IF ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, THEN WHERE DOES THE AUDIENCE SIT?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/12/2007 9:56 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO "CONCENTRATE" ON OUR ORANGE JUICE CARTON?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/11/2007 2:07 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

TRUST US! - WHEN THE CIRCUS CALLS YOU TAKE THE CHECK AND SELL 'EM YOUR KIDS!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/10/2007 2:28 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

HEALTH FOOD MAY BE GOOD FOR YOU, BUT OREOS ARE MUCH MORE FUN!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/9/2007 6:47 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

REMEMBER AMATEURS MAY HAVE BUILT THE ARK, BUT PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/8/2007 6:41 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NEVER STEAL A POLICE CAR UNLESS YOU PLAN ON FLOORING IT ALL THE WAY TO MEXICO!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/7/2007 4:37 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

REMEMBER - SEX ON TELEVISION CAN'T HURT YOU ... UNLESS YOU FALL OFF!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/6/2007 5:40 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

HONESTY MAY BE THE BEST POLICY - BUT INSANITY IS A MUCH BETTER DEFENSE!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/5/2007 8:15 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WE THINK WE MAY HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD IN OUR ALCOHOL SYSTEM!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/4/2007 4:37 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

REMEMBER - TRAFFIC LIGHTS TIMED FOR 35 MPH WORK AT 70 MPH TOO!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/3/2007 4:54 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

WE CONSIDER OURSELVES JUST ADVERBS IN THE VOCABULARY OF LIFE!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/2/2007 10:04 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR - THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 10/1/2007 11:09 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment
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