Wednesday - yes, HUMP DAY! - you know it boys & girls!  Halfway through the week and we're still hungover.   Our friends Guy & Cary left yesterday after a four day drunken visit that could only be described as a training video for the Betty Ford Clinic.  We were just discussing the events of the past few days over breakfast of Jello & Coors Light and we can't remember a week of more partying.  But then again, we can't remember much of anything that's happened since we dropped out of junior high school. 

Anyway, with our houseguests gone, we can reclaim the sofa in the living room where they were sleeping and settle in again for some Law & Order rerun marathons.  Admit it.  If you didn't have to go to work so you could make your sub-prime mortgage payments, you'd be watching too.   Speaking of sub-prime mortgages, we've never had one.   All of our trailers have been financed by AVCO, and they've only ever repossessed one, so we probably have a pretty good FICO credit score.  We're guessing it's at least 500 since Devon Jewelers at the Mall gave us instant credit to buy Stacy's cubic zirconium eternity ring.  Never skimp on jewelry - it's an investment you can wear!

Folks, we may not know much about most things, but we do know fine jewelry.  If you're not buying yours at the Mall, another good value is the Home Shopping Network.   We've bought allot from there, and aside from the green rings they leave when you sweat (actually a sign of the highest quality brass!) the prices can't be beat.  To Hell with DeBeers - who wants a "blood diamond" from an African cartel anyway?   Look, just because our home was built by Airstream doesn't mean we're not sensitive to world issues.  As a matter of fact, we're going broke buying carbon offset credits to match the energy usage used in the brewing of all the beer we drink.  Speaking of beer drinking, tomorrow is Thursday - which we call Friday Eve, so let the weekend begin...

      
When you make it with beer - mmmmmmmmm!                                              You could have fine jewelry too!