"ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY" - BUT YOU CAN DO FOR US
It's Friday! HOLY COW! (as opposed to agnostic cows - we hate those!). Anyway, this is not only the official start to the weekend, but our friends Guy & Cay from Wisconsin (we're not kidding) arrived around noon. Their plane was late because of some issue they had with security back in the midwest, but eventually the $7/hour fat people in stretch pants let them through the metal dectector even with the metal plate in Guy's head. (It was a VERY freak accident involving a garden hoe and a sheep - but that's an entire other story). Speaking of garden "ho's"......we think they're allot more fun than street "ho's," but that's just our opinion.
Finally their plane lands at Palm Springs International Airport. Okay, let's get real here for a minute. Saying "Palm Springs International Airport" is like saying "Fresno International Greyhound Station!" The airport may have a long runway so retired presidents (Eisenhower, Reagan, Ford, etc....HEY, wait a minute! They're all Republicans! What's up with that?) can land Airforce One here, but otherwise it has one gate, and sees about three flights a day - all from Los Angeles. It doesn't really matter though because Guy & Cary were ready to get on the ground anywhere they could.
The trauma of the flight required immediate medical attention for both of them. We took them directly to the finest medical facility we could find. Within minutes of landing we had both of them seated and receiving medication. After several glasses of pharmacuticals they were relaxed and back to normal. Of course for them, "normal" means acting in a manner that would cause most to either be committed or arrested. Fortuantely neither happened, but tomorrow is another day and we all still have a chance at incarceration...

Guy & Cary in a hurry to get on the ground! We disabled it in advance so they wouldn't be followed!

Cary looked closely at her 5th serving of "medicine." We visited them in the medical center - they look fine!
Finally their plane lands at Palm Springs International Airport. Okay, let's get real here for a minute. Saying "Palm Springs International Airport" is like saying "Fresno International Greyhound Station!" The airport may have a long runway so retired presidents (Eisenhower, Reagan, Ford, etc....HEY, wait a minute! They're all Republicans! What's up with that?) can land Airforce One here, but otherwise it has one gate, and sees about three flights a day - all from Los Angeles. It doesn't really matter though because Guy & Cary were ready to get on the ground anywhere they could.
The trauma of the flight required immediate medical attention for both of them. We took them directly to the finest medical facility we could find. Within minutes of landing we had both of them seated and receiving medication. After several glasses of pharmacuticals they were relaxed and back to normal. Of course for them, "normal" means acting in a manner that would cause most to either be committed or arrested. Fortuantely neither happened, but tomorrow is another day and we all still have a chance at incarceration...
Guy & Cary in a hurry to get on the ground! We disabled it in advance so they wouldn't be followed!
Cary looked closely at her 5th serving of "medicine." We visited them in the medical center - they look fine!

Aha!! Now we have two pairs of interstate fugitives in one place! Luckily for bounty hunters like me (similar to Stephanie Plum) you guys look unarmed. And inebriated. This should be so easy...
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