That's it!  We're tired of this harrassment.  Everyday we get tons of emails (offline -that's why you don't see 'em) and some of them are....ah.....er.....ah....critical of our lifestyle.  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!  People we don't even know email us and tell us that we are heading down the path to Hell and Damnation.  You gotta be kidding!  Just because we live in a double-wide, in a rent controlled park, live off of government checks and drink cheap beer all the time doesn't mean we're bad people.  We are bad people, but not because of that stuff!

Anyway, in honor of changing our lives and heading in a better direction, here's what we did today.  We started by watching porn on cable that we stole by using some "chip" a guy sold us in an alley last week.  Then we headed over to the USDA warehouse so we could get free cheese and butter since we faked our ID's. Finally, with a good day going so far, we hit one of our favorite bars and started drinking heavily.

Look, we know we didn't have the bucks to pay for all of the beers, but what are they gonna do - repossess them after we've chugged 'em?  NOT!  What's the worst that could happen?  Call the cops, arrest us - big deal.  We are on a first name basis with all the bail bondsmen in the city - besides, half the police force drink with us.  In the end they did what every place does - they yelled at us, they threw us out and it was over.  BIG DEAL!   Our third grade teacher yelled at us and the girls' PE teacher threw Kevin out of the gym when they were showing "those movies" to the girls in junior high.  This is nothing new.  But here's something that is new - our friends Guy & Cary will be visiting for a few days starting tomorrow - so plan on checking here for their arrest stories!

      
Stacy may be going to Hell - but she going drunk & for free!               YEA, YEA, YEA!   We've heard it all before!