BREAKFAST! - IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!
Here we go again - it's "HUMP DAY!" So to celebrate it being Wednesday, we started the day by ......HA! Made you look! You thought we were gonna say, "_ _ _ _ing," didn't you? Sorry folks. The Motion Picture Association of America rates this site "PG," so if we said something like that we might slip to a PG-13 or even a PG 14 rating! What would the neighgbors say? Anyway, we started the day like we do most - with breakfast in bed.
Believe us when we tell you that there isn't anything like starting the day with a cold beer and some Habanero Doritos without even getting out of bed. That's why we have a mini-fridge right in the bedroom. We were gonna also put in a stove top so we could whip up bacon & eggs, but it cost to much to get 220 wiring and after the candle incident (don't ask) we didn't think natural gas and an open flame was a good idea. As a side note, our lawsuit against "Wicks & Sticks" is still pending, but our expert says that candles shouldn't burst into flames and explode like that even if they are sprayed with Jaegermeister.
Once breakfast was finished and we were out of bed, we headed out for the day. There wasn't much happening around town, but we did get a chance to stop by the local office of the Bureau of Indian Affairs and register as displaced Sioux. We know we're not, but we figure there's a slim chance that the beauacracy will approve our application and we'll get to buy cigarettes without having to pay the Federal tax. We don't smoke, but we can resell them for enough profit to Junior High kids to at least get a 30 pack of Coors or two a week. Besides, it's got to be easier to pass ourselves off as Native Americans than it was as Asian Pacific -Islanders. Either way, it's not like they can arrest you for wanting to be a minority, can they? Tomorrow is Thursday - which we call Friday Eve, so there will definitely be some partying...
Beer & Doritos - BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! A well stocked mini-fridge - we can stay in bed all day!
Who knew that Jaeger would make it explode? Always follow brushing with a good mouthwash!
Believe us when we tell you that there isn't anything like starting the day with a cold beer and some Habanero Doritos without even getting out of bed. That's why we have a mini-fridge right in the bedroom. We were gonna also put in a stove top so we could whip up bacon & eggs, but it cost to much to get 220 wiring and after the candle incident (don't ask) we didn't think natural gas and an open flame was a good idea. As a side note, our lawsuit against "Wicks & Sticks" is still pending, but our expert says that candles shouldn't burst into flames and explode like that even if they are sprayed with Jaegermeister.
Once breakfast was finished and we were out of bed, we headed out for the day. There wasn't much happening around town, but we did get a chance to stop by the local office of the Bureau of Indian Affairs and register as displaced Sioux. We know we're not, but we figure there's a slim chance that the beauacracy will approve our application and we'll get to buy cigarettes without having to pay the Federal tax. We don't smoke, but we can resell them for enough profit to Junior High kids to at least get a 30 pack of Coors or two a week. Besides, it's got to be easier to pass ourselves off as Native Americans than it was as Asian Pacific -Islanders. Either way, it's not like they can arrest you for wanting to be a minority, can they? Tomorrow is Thursday - which we call Friday Eve, so there will definitely be some partying...
Beer & Doritos - BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! A well stocked mini-fridge - we can stay in bed all day!
Who knew that Jaeger would make it explode? Always follow brushing with a good mouthwash!
Look, these silly bastards are at it again! Their not going to change. Their brains are pickled from all that Coors light and all those Doritos. We are going to help these two with some therapy, - they also need counseling. Yes we think we can help them get through this illness. You just can not help but love them.
guy and cary.
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Do you really think it is an illness??
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I thought you learned the lesson about Fiery Habanero Doritos in bed?
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