WHEN THE PADDY WAGON BACKS UP TO THE WHOREHOUSE - EVERYBODY LOSES!
Monday Night Mayhem! Tonight is the start of Monday Night Football and it's a Double-Header! That's right folks - two games and the first one begins at 4pm West Coast Time! You, know, the beginning of Monday Night Football is the start of Fall in Palm Springs. Since the weather here never changes, and we don't have leaves that change color (even the cactus are always green!), Fall offically begins with Monday Night Football! With that in mind we got going early (for us), cashed our county check down at the bank and headed over to the Indian Casino for 6+ hours of football!
There was one minor downer today, but after a few pitchers of beer at the casino we don't even remember all the details. All we can recollect is that Fed-Ex delivered a VERY thin envelope (thin envelopes that come Fed-Ex are like phone calls in the middle of the night - no good comes from them) from some law firm in Deleware. It seems as though there is some disagreement over the naming of Kevin's latest invention. We can't really talk much about it because the patent is still pending, (this is gonna be the BIG ONE!) but we can say that the dispute involves using the word "wipes" in the name. We'll leave the rest to your imagination. Anyway, we're not worried about some Harvard "suit" threatening us on behalf of Proctor & Gamble. We've had Fortune 500 companies chase us before and in the end they could never prove we were using photocopies of $2 off coupons to buy beer and selling it to high schoolers.
Aside from the all the legal mumbo-jumbo, watching football in a sports bar at an Indian Casino is the way to go! They give you free beers if you gamble (we play 50 cent Keno!), they have free hot wings at Happy Hour and the game is on a 25 foot projection TV! They did get a little ticked off when we asked for a "to-go" box for some hot wings, but otherwise what a place! Only in America can you attack the native inhabitants, force them to live on the worst land, deny them basic services and then have them build & run casinos, give you free beer and free food! GOD BLESS AMERICA! - Stacy & Kevin, out... (see ya tomorow!)
$14 Bucks just to tell us not to say "wipes." "Comp'd" pitchers! You bet - it's an Indian Casino!
Stacy didn't realize we were on an Indian Reservation. Kevin can't believe they won't let you take food home!
There was one minor downer today, but after a few pitchers of beer at the casino we don't even remember all the details. All we can recollect is that Fed-Ex delivered a VERY thin envelope (thin envelopes that come Fed-Ex are like phone calls in the middle of the night - no good comes from them) from some law firm in Deleware. It seems as though there is some disagreement over the naming of Kevin's latest invention. We can't really talk much about it because the patent is still pending, (this is gonna be the BIG ONE!) but we can say that the dispute involves using the word "wipes" in the name. We'll leave the rest to your imagination. Anyway, we're not worried about some Harvard "suit" threatening us on behalf of Proctor & Gamble. We've had Fortune 500 companies chase us before and in the end they could never prove we were using photocopies of $2 off coupons to buy beer and selling it to high schoolers.
Aside from the all the legal mumbo-jumbo, watching football in a sports bar at an Indian Casino is the way to go! They give you free beers if you gamble (we play 50 cent Keno!), they have free hot wings at Happy Hour and the game is on a 25 foot projection TV! They did get a little ticked off when we asked for a "to-go" box for some hot wings, but otherwise what a place! Only in America can you attack the native inhabitants, force them to live on the worst land, deny them basic services and then have them build & run casinos, give you free beer and free food! GOD BLESS AMERICA! - Stacy & Kevin, out... (see ya tomorow!)
$14 Bucks just to tell us not to say "wipes." "Comp'd" pitchers! You bet - it's an Indian Casino!
Stacy didn't realize we were on an Indian Reservation. Kevin can't believe they won't let you take food home!
They're back at it again - this time taking advantage of the Indians! These two are really something else. Next thing you know they will start bringing squaws over to the house. Stacy will want to bring home some braves and make a big teepee in the back yard. Their clearly a couple of p-i-g-s, but we love them anyway.
guy and cary.
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Wow, I can't believe they didn't PAY you to frequent their establishment! After all, the two of you clearly have at least 1/16 Indian blood, all that's required to get another check in the mail every month. Hmmm, that scam may have some merit. I know how fond you two are of your government checks. Just think of the possibilities if you could prove your Indian ancestry. And no, Stacy, having a little Indian in you is not the same as being a little Indian. Sheesh, dirty minds!
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