A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A POOR MEMORY!
Did anyone get the license number of the truck? You wonder what truck!? How about the one that ran over us last night! There must have been a truck involved because we sure hurt this morning! The last thing we remember is sitting at the bar, or were we standing? Hmmmmm, maybe we don't remember the last thing we remember. Well, it must have been a great time because we have plenty of pictures of us smiling. If anyone remembers the details, please let us know because we'd like to remember too!
SOOOOOOO, the day was pretty much spent on the couch with plenty of water (HYDRATE!), a Costco size jar of Advil and NFL football on the TV with the volume turned off. By late afternoon after the Oakland Raiders were cheated out of a win by crooked referees (they are always crooked when the Raiders lose!) we stumbled over to the spa. Not for exercise this time (you gotta be kidding) but for steam - lots of steam. We had to sweat out the remaining traces of the Demon Rum. It worked! By 5pm we were back to about 75% of normal. Well, actually we were three quarters back, but why split hairs over the exact amount.
Anyway, it was perfect timing because at 5:15 there was Sunday night NFL football and it was time to get the party going. Hot wings, Tater Tots (registered trademark owned by Ore-Ida) and plenty of Coors Light! Come on - forget about last night and this morning - we've learned to not live in the past and you should too. If we dwelled on the the past we'd still be having night tremors from our incarceration in the Betty Ford Clinic and cold sweats from when we went off of the Oxycotin. Besides, not only is there football fun tonight - tomorrow is Monday Night Football and that always means drunkenss and debauchery - stay tuned...

Marlin has the best legs of any bartender - NOT! Who are all of these people and why are they smiling?

A famous trick of Marlin's now copied the world over! They never found the 2 beers Stacy hid in her panties!
SOOOOOOO, the day was pretty much spent on the couch with plenty of water (HYDRATE!), a Costco size jar of Advil and NFL football on the TV with the volume turned off. By late afternoon after the Oakland Raiders were cheated out of a win by crooked referees (they are always crooked when the Raiders lose!) we stumbled over to the spa. Not for exercise this time (you gotta be kidding) but for steam - lots of steam. We had to sweat out the remaining traces of the Demon Rum. It worked! By 5pm we were back to about 75% of normal. Well, actually we were three quarters back, but why split hairs over the exact amount.
Anyway, it was perfect timing because at 5:15 there was Sunday night NFL football and it was time to get the party going. Hot wings, Tater Tots (registered trademark owned by Ore-Ida) and plenty of Coors Light! Come on - forget about last night and this morning - we've learned to not live in the past and you should too. If we dwelled on the the past we'd still be having night tremors from our incarceration in the Betty Ford Clinic and cold sweats from when we went off of the Oxycotin. Besides, not only is there football fun tonight - tomorrow is Monday Night Football and that always means drunkenss and debauchery - stay tuned...
Marlin has the best legs of any bartender - NOT! Who are all of these people and why are they smiling?
A famous trick of Marlin's now copied the world over! They never found the 2 beers Stacy hid in her panties!

Good pics...good times!
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You bunch of silly bastards are at it again! You just do not quit. Your drunkeness is just not fair. We want to be there too! We are hurt that we are not a part of your festivities. All this fun, but we can not help but still love you. See you in a few days.
guy and cary.
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