Here's the deal.  It's Friday so we headed out for lunch (okay a late lunch since it was 2pm).  As a side note, we guess you call it lunch since it's served  at that time of day, but we could call in breakfast since its the first meal we've eaten since we got up around 1pm.  Regardless of all of the linguistic stuff, we decided to go to....well....ah.....because of legal reasons we can't say the name, but they do serve "Pancakes," they are "International," and their buildings look like a "House."  Oh yeah - "of" (sorry!).   Anyway, when we tried to order it was more confusing than being a blind rat in a maze!

All both of us wanted were just trips to the Salad Bar.  They had those priced at $6.95 each.  But, (you'll love this) you could get the lunch special, which was a patty melt, a hot vegatable and trip to the Salad Bar, for just $5.95!  So, logic being something we pride ourselves on having when we're sober, Kevin ordered two lunch specials and asked them to hold the patty melts and the hot vegatables.  The waitress said, "oh you want two salad bars."  When we said that it didn't make sense to pay an extra dollar to get just the salad bar, she said she'd have to get approval from the manager.  Even after all of our explaining, they still couldn't figure it out, so we both just ordered the lunch specials and then asked for boxes to take the patty melts and vegatables home.  We didn't really take them home, we just threw them in the bushes outside for ferral dogs to feast on!  Oh yeah - and the best part?  We paid using a coupon that gave us  "two for one" lunch specials.   Hey baby - this is Rocket Science!

After all the stress of lunch we decided it was time to hit the bar.  Seriously, by the time we got out of that "House" that sells "Pancakes" and does it "International" ("of"), it was after 3pm - which makes it after 6pm in New York, right?  Well, today we choose to live on East Coast time!  We went to one of our favorite places and started downing the Stella Artois.  Those of you that know us certainly know that once the Stella comes out it never has a good ending.  Well, it is the weekend, and our bail bondsman does go on prepaid retainer at noon on Fridays, so nothing to worry about.  Besides, tomorrow is Saturday and we have it off, so we have all day to recover.  Oh yeah, we have every day off since we don't have jobs - sorry.  See ya tomorrow...

      
Legal reasons prevent us from saying more.        Dogs love leftovers & styrofoam is GREAT for the environment!

      
This NEVER ends well!                                                                                        See, we told you....Fade to Black!