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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for September 2007

THE RINGING DIDN'T WAKE US - WE HAD TO GET UP TO ANSWER THE PHONE ANYWAY!

ITS BAD LUCK TO FALL OUT OF A THIRTEEN STORY WINDOW ON A FRIDAY!

IT MAY TAKE 46 MUSCLES TO FROWN - BUT IT ONLY TAKES 3 TO FLIP THE BIRD!

WHEN LIFE DEALS YOU LEMONS WE SAY USE THEM AS A "TWIST" IN GIN & TONIC!

WHEN IT COMES TO COOKING - IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MEAT!

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE EFFORT - IT'S ABOUT USING THE RIGHT TOOLS!

HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY - BUT WHY TAKE THAT CHANCE?

IF THE "MEEK" WILL INHERIT THE EARTH - WHO WILL HANDLE THE PROBATE?

WE HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, BUT WE DIDN'T POSSESS THE ABILITY!

THE BEST PART OF GRADE SCHOOL WAS GETTING SPANKED BY THE PRINCIPAL!

HARD WORK MAY PAY OFF IN THE FUTURE - BUT LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!

"...THEY HAD MORE GUNS THAN THEY HAD TEETH!"

THE SCARECROW MAY HAVE A BRAIN - BUT DOROTHY GOT NEW SHOES!

THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM - BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE IN THE TRAP!

"ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY" - BUT YOU CAN DO FOR US

JUDGE NOT - AND YE ( and ya'll know who "Ye" is) SHALL NOT BE JUDGED!

BREAKFAST! - IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!

IF YOU BUILD IT - THEY WILL COME!

WHEN THE PADDY WAGON BACKS UP TO THE WHOREHOUSE - EVERYBODY LOSES!

A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A POOR MEMORY!

IF WE SAID ANYTHING THAT OFFENDED YOU - WE THANK YOU FOR IT!

WE MAY BE THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR - BUT AT LEAST WE'RE A DENOMINATOR!

REMEMBER - STATISTICALLY, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE!

EAGLES MAY SOAR - BUT WEASELS DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES!

WE KNEW WE HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT - BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE THE ABILITY!

ITS LABOR DAY! - BUT WHERE ARE THE PREGNANT WOMEN?

IN PALM SPRINGS EVERY DAY IS A "SUN" DAY! (Clever, huh?)

JOHN TRAVOLTA HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE "REAL" SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!

TGIF! WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS - BUT ITS FUN TO YELL IT.

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