Ok, not kidding - we woke up at noon today!  Well, we didn't actually "wake up," what we did is regain consciousness.  Let's just say that last nigt we might of accidentally drank a bit too much beer.   It's not that we were drunk or anything, but we do wonder how the parakeet got into our house and why there was an empty box of disposable razors on the front room floor.  It's all very curious and we just don't have any recollection.

Anyway, the phone started ringing around 2pm and it was one of our favorite waitresses, Tiffany, calling to talk us into partying tonight.  Actually she doesn't even like us, but business at the restaraunt was slow and she was working the phone mining her customers for tips.  We're suckers for anyone that calls us and says, "let's party," so we took a nap, showered and headed out.  As it turns out, Kevin's favorite rock ukulele musician was performing tonight, so it was definitely a bonus situation!  But outside of the FANTASTIC music, the place was dead so we left early looking for fun - and boy did we find it!

WALMART!  Ok, ask yourself, have you ever cruised a Walmart on a Saturday night?  Betcha haven't and believe us when we tell ya it's quite a happening!  First, there was the guy grilling all sorts of meat by-products in the parking lot.  We didn't buy any, but they sure smelled...ah....hmmmm....let's just say they smelled.  But look, the best part of Walmart is on inside, right?   We love the native laguages of the other customers, the screaming kids everywhere and the ...ah....hmmmmm.... smell.   Nothing quite smells like a Walmart, but afterall, they are the "Low Price Leader," and we love low prices when we're paying with our government check.  The night ended with us buying all sorts of things we don't need that will break in a week, but we did buy 'em at "low prices" - and that's what matters.  Tomorrow we've been invited to a friend's six year old's birthday party.  Betcha we're not friends anymore after she sees what we got her kid at the strip club last week!

    
Man can this guy play Aerosmith & Skynard!                      We're not sure, but we think they're grilling marmots!

    
Saturday night Baby!                                   Uh Oh!  Stacy realized they have security cameras in the restrooms!