What a day!  After another restful night sleeping in the dorm bunk beds we were up early and out looking for breakfast.   It turns out that the local bar we were tossed from yesterday serves breakfast!   We thought we'd give it a try because who wouldn't enjoy cigarette smoke and the smell of stale beer along with their bacon and eggs?   Speaking of eggs, that's when all the trouble started.  Kevin ordered his "over easy," but apparently the female bartender misunderstood his intentions (what a surprise!) and literally came unglued.  She started screaming at the top of her lungs and throwing tator tots at us like a major leauge baseball pitcher.  We backed out of the place using some of the folding chairs as shields and hit the road with our stomachs empty (except for a few tator tots we ate that were lodged in the chairs).

On the way out of town we thought it might be a nice thought to pick up some souveniers for our friends and relatives back home.  Since all of our friends are "adults" it made perfect sense to us to shop for them at an "adult store."   We've never been in one (yeah right!), and man was it a surprise!  You wouldn't believe what they sell there!   We sure hope our aunt likes what we bought her.   As it turns out Rapid City has potential after all!

With our shopping done, we hit the highway and raced northwest out of South Dakota, across the corner of Wyoming and into Big Sky Country -  MONTANA!  Lets just say they aren't kidding about the "Big Sky" stuff.   There's allot of sky in Montana - and it's weird because it blue - not grey like in Los Angeles.  Also, we saw lots real cowboys, very few women and allot of sheep.  You all know the joke so we won't repeat it here - just laugh silently to yourself.  Tonight we're in Billings, Montana staying at the ever popular, "Sleep Inn," which we feel is named appropriately because we wouldn't stay here if it was called the "Awake Inn."  Tomorrow we'll be back on the road dodging wildfires (22 active in Montana today!) and hoping to make it all the way to...

    
All Kevin said was, "...over easy, " and all Hell broke lose!                          Fortuantely the police didn't catch us!

    
Welcome to the "Big Sky" state!                                                                      Much better than the "Awake Inn!"