Why, oh why would we go to, much less stay in, Minneapolis-St. Paul?   Silly question if you know Stacy - the answer is obvious - THE MALL OF AMERICA!  It's the largest shopping center in the United States and WOW, if size matters (and it does!), then this place makes Shaquelle O'Neill look like a midget!  Kevin's not too big on shopping, but even he had to marvel at the fact that the mall is so big it has two Victoria's Secrets, a Bass Pro Shop and a Hooters!  Let's just say, he as occupied all day and only went to four of the over 500 stores.  Oh, yeah, and there also is a full size amusment park where he did ok until blowing his lunch all over the people waiting in line when he road the "Zipper" with no hands!

Even after taking sedatives all morning long, Stacy was like a cat in a dryer on Red Bull!   She's now resting comfortably at the Minneapolis Medical Center, but for most of the day she ran screaming like a sugared up six year old from store to store buying everything in sight and yelling, "ship it!"  It's a good thing we were using a VISA card we found in the kitchen at Guy & Cary's house before we left.   Besides, we figure they'll never notice a few extra thousand in charges after we watched Guy rack up $500 bucks in about five minutes buying internet porn.  

After lunch at the Hooters in the Mall (NOT KIDDING!) we renewed our marriage vows at the on premise Wedding Chapel,  got tested for Dengue Fever and Sub-Continent Tropical Encephalitis at the Mall medical center (why do they put the thermometer "there?") and bought a french fry slicer (as seen on TV) for only $9.95 plus shipping of course!  When all the craziness ended we were exhausted and could barely make it back to the Super 8 for a nap and shower in time to go out partying and celebrating the day's successes.  Afterall, it is Friday night and we are in Minneapolis, but tomorrow we'll be outta here and riding to...

                                                       BONUS DAY - SIX PICTURES!

    
Stacy is dwarfed by the entrace to her church.                          Kevin's plans to rob the Lane Bryant were foiled!

    
At 5'1" Stacy dreams of shopping here!          You know what they say, "once you go shark you never go back!"

    
Stacy can't believe what Kevin did!                                                         And we ordered before midnight tonight!