WISCONSIN PEOPLE ARE WAAAAAAY TOO TRUSTING!
WISCONSIN! What can we say? - it just keeps getting better and better! Today both Guy & Cary had to go to work for awhile (since the monthly checks from the state don't quite cover the time payments due Sears on their new 17 inch COLOR TV) so they let us use their car. There was one condition attached however, and that was after the boat and the lawn tractor incidents they would only allow Stacy to drive. BIG MISTAKE!
This is a classic case of just not doing enough research and then having to pay the price. A few quick calls to California on their part and they would have known that Stacy had her license suspended several years ago, currently faces three separate counts of driving on the sidewalk and hasn't been insurable pretty much her entire adult life. Oh well - they wanted her to drive and so she did - right into two different parked cars in two different parking lots. The last one was at such a high rate of speed we had to go to the medical center to get checked out.
Actually, the trip to hospital worked out fine! While we were there Kevin looked into having some elective surgery done and we figured since that's where Cary works we could get a discount. As it turns out, they couldn't do Kevin's breast reduction today, but they did successfully remove his foot from his mouth! His recovery should be really fast since his mouth is really big and his feet are really small (and you know what they say about the size of a man's feet). That's good because after wrecking Guy & Cary's boat, lawn tractor and now their car, they've asked us to leave tomorrow. The next time you read this we'll be posting from...
The first collision was only a fender bender! This is the one that sent us to the hospital!
They may be small - but they're real! Cary wheeling Kevin out after having his foot removed from his mouth.
This is a classic case of just not doing enough research and then having to pay the price. A few quick calls to California on their part and they would have known that Stacy had her license suspended several years ago, currently faces three separate counts of driving on the sidewalk and hasn't been insurable pretty much her entire adult life. Oh well - they wanted her to drive and so she did - right into two different parked cars in two different parking lots. The last one was at such a high rate of speed we had to go to the medical center to get checked out.
Actually, the trip to hospital worked out fine! While we were there Kevin looked into having some elective surgery done and we figured since that's where Cary works we could get a discount. As it turns out, they couldn't do Kevin's breast reduction today, but they did successfully remove his foot from his mouth! His recovery should be really fast since his mouth is really big and his feet are really small (and you know what they say about the size of a man's feet). That's good because after wrecking Guy & Cary's boat, lawn tractor and now their car, they've asked us to leave tomorrow. The next time you read this we'll be posting from...
The first collision was only a fender bender! This is the one that sent us to the hospital!
They may be small - but they're real! Cary wheeling Kevin out after having his foot removed from his mouth.
Stacy, Stacy, Stacy! Why did you take pictures of the evidence?? As a dutiful member of the citizenry, I am honor-bound to forward these "crime scene" images to law enforcement. Not to mention that you captured your victim's LICENSE PLATE number!! I'll be using my contacts in the Department of Motor Vehicles to make sure they get your information. I'm sure it'll be news to them, since you no doubt left Cary's name and number on their windshield. Yeah. That sounds about right
Oh, and Kevin? Just wanted to point out that if you're thinking about having some cosmetic work, maybe the state famous for cheese is a poor choice when you're from the state that made plastic surgery famous?? Your call.
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Stacy-people shouldn't leave their cars in places where they are in your way! The nerve of some people! Kevin we are glad that the surgery went well but from reading the Farmers Home Medical and Sheep Reproduction Manual the procedure you had done fails in 99.9 percent of the time when alcohol is mixed with post-op care. Unfortunately I see a major relapse in your future. No wonder medical insurance costs are out of sight!
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Kevin and Stacy-just thought you guys would like to know that our daughter Gwen has recovered from your visit 12 days ago. She has been following your adventures and thinks that you guys are hysterical!!!! We are hoping to take her off the medication she has been on since you left and she comes to her senses. We don't think therapy will be needed.
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