CHEESEHEADS! - CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM!
Monday! Another day in Wisconson Paradise. Guy & Cary better watch out - if this keeps up, we're selling the double-wide in California and moving here! First thing this morning Cary got up extra early and cooked a full midwestern farm breakfast for us. In addition to Quaker instant oatmeal, we had Karo syrup, lime jello and Kevin's favorite - COCO PUFFS! Talk about a spread! We usually just eat the left over cold pizza from the box laying on the floor for breakfast. We'll be spoiled if this keeps up.
But, just like anything in life, there is always a price. After breakfast, Guy made Kevin mow the lawn. Ordinarily that wouldn't have been an issue, but they have a big yard so Kevin had to use the John Deere lawn tractor. You'd think after the issue with the boat yesterday, they'd keep him away from motorized vehicles. We're not going into details here about the tractor and Guy & Cary's dog, but let's just say it used to bark and run alongside. Even the veternarian said he'd never seen anything like it!
After we had the dog put down we were all sort of depressed so we decided the best thing to do was to head into town and have a drink. We ended up at some bar in Appleton, Wisconsin where the beers were cheap and cold and so was the air conditioning. Guy & Kevin immediately downed several drafts and started mouthing off about the lawn mower and the dog. The bartender overheard them and after that it wasn't pretty. It didn't take more than 10 minutes before the shouting started and the next thing we know they tossed us out. We felt that's no way to treat people in mourning over their pet, but we stopped at the store on the way home, picked up a case of Old Milwaukee and Guy & Cary seem to be over it. Tomorrow they claim they have to work so we'll have the house to ourselves... Hmmmmm.
COCO PUFFS! - Breakfast of Champions! Kevin on the John Deere before the dog incident.
Guy & Kevin mourning over the dog. It turns out the bartender was a dog lover!
But, just like anything in life, there is always a price. After breakfast, Guy made Kevin mow the lawn. Ordinarily that wouldn't have been an issue, but they have a big yard so Kevin had to use the John Deere lawn tractor. You'd think after the issue with the boat yesterday, they'd keep him away from motorized vehicles. We're not going into details here about the tractor and Guy & Cary's dog, but let's just say it used to bark and run alongside. Even the veternarian said he'd never seen anything like it!
After we had the dog put down we were all sort of depressed so we decided the best thing to do was to head into town and have a drink. We ended up at some bar in Appleton, Wisconsin where the beers were cheap and cold and so was the air conditioning. Guy & Kevin immediately downed several drafts and started mouthing off about the lawn mower and the dog. The bartender overheard them and after that it wasn't pretty. It didn't take more than 10 minutes before the shouting started and the next thing we know they tossed us out. We felt that's no way to treat people in mourning over their pet, but we stopped at the store on the way home, picked up a case of Old Milwaukee and Guy & Cary seem to be over it. Tomorrow they claim they have to work so we'll have the house to ourselves... Hmmmmm.
COCO PUFFS! - Breakfast of Champions! Kevin on the John Deere before the dog incident.
Guy & Kevin mourning over the dog. It turns out the bartender was a dog lover!
I seem to recall that prior to your departure from Palm Springs some time ago, Kevin underwent some rigorous testing to determine whether he was healthy enough to make this trip. I'm just guessing from the copious quantities of beer, cheetohs, fast food and sugary breakfast cereals that the same sort of test is not required upon your return. I do feel it's my obligation, as a human being (which I understand is closely related to your species), to tell you that a disclaimer regarding the eating habits you exhibit on this website would be wise. Something to warn the unwary idiot that the lifestyle choices portrayed on this website are not healthy choices, and do not constitute a balanced diet or meet the Presidential Fitness Challenge criteria for fulfilling the food pyramid guidelines. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I were contributing to the miseducation of the dull-witted. Let's leave that to television, shall we?
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It seems to me that you both are watching your daily food diet carefully and according to common medical advice, covering the 5 main food groups necessary to good health: fast, frozen, canned, boxed and bottled. Yum !!!
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