OK, so here's a day that really just evolved and then happened.  It turns out that the friends we are staying with here in Oxford, Mississippi, Jason & Connie, have a peculiar habit of acquiring odd motor vehicles.  They own a mini-bus, an ambulance, a hearse  (actually the hearse burned up in a WalMart parking lot - not kidding!) and a 1991 white Cadillac stretch limosine.  That's right! - A LIMO BABY!   Well, it didn't take long for a plan to be devised that involved the four of us, their friend Jake, a school bus driver named Johnny and Memphis, Tennessee.  It was one of those demented plans that comes from the deep recesses of massively hung over minds.

First, we got Johnny over to the house after church on the pretext that we had whiskey and women.  Because he's a professional bus driver (27 year safe driving award - BEST RECORD IN MISSISSIPPI!) we knew he'd have the appropriate license to drive the limo.  We filled an ice chest with beer and cheap champagne, prepared some h'orderves for the trip, called Jake to come along as an "official observer" and set off in the limo for Memphis.  We had one - and only one - goal in mind.  GRACELAND!

If you ever had any doubts that Elvis was still alive then you need to visit Graceland.  The tour costs $30 bucks per person, (we used our Triple-A card and got $2 dollars off - see, always thinking!) but look at it this way - if you don't pay the $30 dollars, you never get to wander around Elvis' house.  While you were all mowing your lawns, or yelling at the kids, or cheating on your spouse with the neighbor; we were hanging out at Graceland looking at Elvis' 147 (not kidding) gold records and his pink Cadillac.  You just can't beat that on a hot Sunday afternoon no matter how good looking your neighbor is!  Then, we finished the day with beers in Memphis gay bar and dinner on world famous Beale Street - birthplace of the blues!   We limo'd back to Oxford at midnight (Johnny sober and at the wheel!) but Jason & Connie said tomorrow we have to leave because of some issue about their outhouse getting messed up because of us. We're not really sure what that is all about, but we'll pack the bike and hit the road headed for...

                                                           BONUS! - SIX PICTURES TODAY!!!!

    
Stacy, Connie & Jake and the ULTIMATE limo!                                         Connie at the onboard bar with h'orderves

    
Kevin and Stacy at the entrance to the Kingdom!                                            SAY IT AIN"T SO - THE KING LIVES!

    
Only a gay bar would serve beer in silver buckets!                                  Beale Street - "Birthplace of the Blues"